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      <description>In a leaked call, Nothing’s CEO allegedly bragged: “We already have your credit card numbers; we’re good.” We break down the plan to bankroll ten new phone brands by draining user wallets. 
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      <description>A 2019 Samsung cockroach, a Dollar General flip phone, a mid-ranger, and the iPhone 16 walk into a bar… Here are the four devices that define 2025.</description>
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